Santa Singh dials his home phone from work. A strange woman answers.
Santa says, 'Who is this?'
'This is the maid.', answered the woman.
'We don't have a maid!'
'I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house.'
'Well, this is her husband. Is she there?'
'Ummm.... she's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I just thought was her husband.'
Santa is fuming. He says to the maid, 'Listen, would you like to make Rs 1 Lakh?'
'What do I have to do?'
'I want you to get my gun from my desk in the study and shoot that witch and the jerk she is with.' The maid puts down the phone. Santa hears footsteps, followed by two gunshots.
The maid comes back to the phone. 'What should I do with the bodies?'
'Throw them in the swimming pool!'
'What?! There's no pool here?'
Long pause. Then Santa says, 'Uh... I think... I got the wrong number...'
