Songs from film EMI

Aaja.. Aa Bhi Ja.., Aaja.. Aa Bhi Ja...... Le Aayi Raat Apne Saath Aisi Baat Haay Hogi Ha Hogi Tujhase Aaj Mulaakaat Haay Le Aayi Raat Apne Saath Aisi Baat Haay Hogi Ha Hogi Tujhase Aaj Mulaakaat Haay Leharaake Aanchal Apna Aayegi Tu Dur Se Hoga Ujaala Tere Chehre Ke Hi Noor Se Aaja.. Meri Jaan-E-Jaan.., Deewaana.. Tera Hai Yahaan.. Toh Aaja.. Pyaara Hai Sama.., Deewaana.. Tera Hai Yahaan Sharmaana Chhod Bhi Do Aa Jaao Paas Mein Puri Kar Do Abb Mere Dil Ki Saari Khwaaishein Kya Bheege Hont Tere, Honton Se Chum Loon Pyaasa Hai Dil Yeh Mera, Tuhi Bata Main Kya Karu Ya Na Karu Main Koshishe Yeh Baar Baar Haay Banda Toh Karta Hai Hujur Se Hi Pyaar Haay Gar Jo Khata Ho Jaaye Mera Kya Kasur Haay Dilkash Adaaye Teri Karti Majbur Hai Aaja.. Meri Jaan-E-Jaan.., Deewaana.. Tera Hai Yahaan Toh Aaja.. Pyaara Hai Sama.., Deewaana.. Tera Hai Yahaan Ho Najaraana Pyaar Ka Yeh, Isako Kubul Kar Baahon Mein Aaja Saari Duniya Ko Tu Bhulkar Yeh Hona Hai Aur Yeh Hoga, Hoga Jurur Yeh Tu Bhi Chaahegi Mujhako, Kyun Itna Gurur Hai Husn-E-Saraafa Hai Tu Maani Maine Baat Yeh Tujhasa Hasi Na Koyi Saari Kaaynaat Mein Hum Bhi Kisi Se Kam Nahi Haan Tu Yeh Jaan Le Toh Aa Jaana Jaan-E-Jaana Main Hoon Tere Saamane Aaja.. Meri Jaan-E-Jaan.., Deewaana.. Tera Hai Yahaan Toh Aaja.. Pyaara Hai Sama.., Deewaana.. Tera Hai Yahaan

Hmmm Ummmmm Aahaa Ooo Hoo Baithe Rahe Khayalon Mein Yu.. Uljhe Rahein.. Sawaalon Mein Yuun Hi Umm Kitni Baatein Hai Jo Kehna Paaye Unako Hum Toh Na The Iss Tarah... (Hooo Hoooooo Aankhon Hi Aankhon Mein Yuun) - 2 Khoye Rahein.. Hmmm Ummmmm Aahaa Ooo Hoo Bas Tumko Dekhe, Dekhate Hi Rahe Ruk Jaye Lamhein Sabhi Jaate Huye Kya Tumse Kehde, Aur Kya Na Kahe Tum Hi Samajh Lo Sabhi Ai Kaash Ke Bas Yeh Tamanna Hai Dil Jo Apna Hai, Usko Mil Jao Tum Abb Na Khayalon Mein, Na Sawalon Mein, Baahon Mein Aao Tum.. (Hooo Hoooooo Aankhon Hi Aankhon Mein Yuun) - 2 Khoye Rahein Chand Sitare Sare Benur The, Tumse Mile To Sabhi Roshan Huye.. Yeh Sab Najare Phir Mile Naa Mile, Ek Do Kadam Hi Sahi Milkar Chale Kal Kisne Dekha Hai Kya Bharosa Hai, Reh Na Jaaye Gile Yeh Ibtada Bhi Hai Intehan Bhi Hai, Hai Mohabbat Liye (Hooo Hoooooo Aankhon Hi Aankhon Mein Yuun) - 2 Khoye Rahein, Khoye Rahein, Khoye Rahein..........

(Chori Chori Dekhe Mujhko Har Deewaana Chupake Chupake Maange Mujhase Dil Najaraana) - 2 Haay Allaah Mujhame Hai Kashish Kaisi, Kaisi Hai Ada Saara Aalam Mujhape Fida.. Meri Inn Nigaaho Ka Sab Pe Hai Nasha, Saara Aalam Mujhape Fida.. Chori Chori Dekhe Mujhko Har Deewaana Chupake Chupake Maange Mujhase Mere Hai Mastaane Kitne, Shamma Parwaane Kitne Sabki Hai Mujhape Hi Najar Lekin Main Maashuka Kiski, Jaan-E-Jaan Mehbooba Kiski Yeh Toh Hai Mujhako Hi Khabar Mera Jaadu, Jaadu Chhaaya Hai Mehfil Pe, Dilwaalon Pe, Matwaalon Pe (Chori Chori Dekhe Mujhko Har Deewaana Chupake Chupake Maange Mujhase Dil Najaraana) - 2 Haay Allaah Mujhame Hai Kashish Kaisi, Kaisi Hai Ada Saara Aalam Mujhape Fida.. Meri Inn Nigaaho Ka Sab Pe Hai Nasha, Saara Aalam Mujhape Fida.. Chori Chori Dekhe Mujhko Har Deewaana Chupake Chupake Maange Mujhase Laakhon Mein Pehchaana Jaaye, Aisa Ek Shehjaada Aaye Bhar Le Baahon Mein Mujhe.. Khwaabon Ki Saugaate Deke, Meethi Meethi Baatein Karke Le Le Panaaho Mein Mujhe Mujhe Chhu Le, Chhu Le Aankhon Se Honton Se Chaahat Ka Hoon Main Paimaana Chori Chori Dekhe Mujhko Har Deewaana Chupake Chupake Maange Mujhase Chori Chori Dekhe Mujhko Har Deewaana Chupake Chupake Maange Mujhase Dil Najaraana, Haay Allaah (Mujhame Hai Kashish Kaisi, Kaisi Hai Ada, Saara Aalam Mujhape Fida.. Meri Inn Nigaaho Ka Sab Pe Hai Nasha, Saara Aalam Mujhape Fida..) - 2

(Chori Chori Dekhe Mujhko Har Deewaana Chupake Chupake Maange Mujhase Dil Najaraana) - 2 Haay Allaah Mujhame Hai Kashish Kaisi, Kaisi Hai Ada Saara Aalam Mujhape Fida Meri Inn Nigaaho Ka Sab Pe Hai Nasha, Saara Aalam Mujhape Fida Chori Chori Dekhe Mujhko Har Deewaana Chupake Chupake Maange Mujhase Mere Hai Mastaane Kitne, Shamma Parwaane Kitne Sabki Hai Mujhape Hi Najar Lekin Main Maashuka Kiski, Jaan-E-Jaan Mehbooba Kiski Yeh Toh Hai Mujhako Hi Khabar Mera Jaadu, Jaadu Chhaaya Hai Mehfil Pe, Dilwaalon Pe, Matwaalon Pe (Chori Chori Dekhe Mujhko Har Deewaana Chupake Chupake Maange Mujhase Dil Najaraana) - 2 Haay Allaah Mujhame Hai Kashish Kaisi, Kaisi Hai Ada Saara Aalam Mujhape Fida Meri Inn Nigaaho Ka Sab Pe Hai Nasha, Saara Aalam Mujhape Fida.. Chori Chori Dekhe Mujhko Har Deewaana Chupake Chupake Maange Mujhase Laakhon Mein Pehchaana Jaaye, Aisa Ek Shehjaada Aaye Bhar Le Baahon Mein Mujhe Khwaabon Ki Saugaate Deke, Meethi Meethi Baatein Karke Le Le Panaaho Mein Mujhe Mujhe Chhum Le, Chhu Le Aankhon Se Honton Se Chaahat Ka Hoon Main Paimaana Chori Chori Dekhe Mujhko Har Deewaana Chupake Chupake Maange Mujhase Chori Chori Dekhe Mujhko Har Deewaana Chupake Chupake Maange Mujhase Dil Najaraana, Haay Allaah (Mujhame Hai Kashish Kaisi Kaisi Hai Ada, Saara Aalam Mujhape Fida Meri Hi Nigaaho Ka Sab Pe Hai Nasha, Saara Aalam Mujhape Fida ) - 2

Hello, Sir Mein All India Bank Ke Loan Deparment Se Baat Kar Rahi Hu Sir, Aree Loan Nahi Chahiye Sir Hamare Bank K Naye Loan Scheme K Liye Apka Nam Select Kiya Hai Sir Aree Loan Nahi Chahiye Bhai Sir Hamari Bank Aapko Purane Loan Ke Samne Aapko Naya Loan Degi Sir Aree Loan Nahi Chahiye Madam, Loan Nahi Chahiye Sir Koi Family Friend Ka Address De Sakte Ho Sir, Teri Maa (Take A Loan, Take A Loan, On The Spot Take A Loan, Take A Loan, Dont You Stop Puri Kar Le Saare Apne Shauk Aa La La La La La, Make Ur Life Rock) - 2 Tera Batwa Jo Ho Khali, Aur Aa Jaaye Diwali Mange Tujhse Gadi Gharwali.. Tu Tension Kyon Hai Leta, Jab Bank Paise Hai Deta Thoda Thoda Kar Ke Bharta Jaa E M I, Ek Dum Sahi Hai Bhai E M I, Ha Ha Sahi Hai Bhai Take A Loan, Take A Loan, On The Spot Take A Loan, Take A Loan, Dont You Stop Puri Kar Le Saare Apne Shauk Aa La La La La La, Make Ur Life Rock Got The Money With Me And I M Freaking Now No Family No Friends Nobody Reaching Now A Whole Lot Of Tensions I Can Do Without Move Without, Baby I Would Be Grooving Now Hey Yo, I Aint Gonna Take The Shit No More, I Ll Make It Happen Bit By Bit So I, Rang My Bank On The Phone They Say, I Got A Bring A Proof Along Khushiyon Ke Jala Phatake, Sapno Ke Ghar Mein Jake Kyon Itna Soch Pyaare Bhad Aage Aayi Bachho Ki Shaadi, Hai Bank Kismat Ki Chaabi Jo Tumko Deti Hai Yeh Aazadi Ki Bhar Tu E M I, Ha Ha Sahi Hai Bhai E M I, Ek Dum Sahi Hai Bhai Take A Loan, Take A Loan, On The Spot Take A Loan, Take A Loan, Dont You Stop Puri Kar Le Saare Apne Shauk Aa La La La La La, Make Ur Life Rock E M I, Ek Dum Sahi Hai Bhai E M I, Ha Ha Sahi Hai Bhai Take A Loan, Take A Loan, On The Spot Take A Loan, Take A Loan, Dont You Stop Puri Kar Le Saare Apne Shauk Aa La La La La La, Make Ur Life Rock Are Friends Brothers Sisters Country Man, Le Lo, Ek Baar Le Lo Isake Lene Mein Koi Tension Nahi, Yeh Kya Huwa Re Yeh De Re Isko Kharcha Paani Khopche Mein Arey App Tension Mat Lo Account Check Ho Raha Hai Appko To Paise Dene Hai, Emi Liya Hai Toh Chukaana Padega Baap

Hello, Sir Mein All India Bank Ke Loan Deparment Se Baat Kar Rahi Hu Sir, Aree Loan Nahi Chahiye Sir Hamare Bank K Naye Loan Scheme K Liye Apka Nam Select Kiya Hai Sir Aree Loan Nahi Chahiye Bhai Sir Hamari Bank Aapko Purane Loan Ke Samne Aapko Naya Loan Degi Sir Aree Loan Nahi Chahiye Madam, Sir Aapko Interest Hai, Loan Nahi Chahiye Sir Koi Family Friend Ka Address De Sakte Ho Sir, Teri Maa (Take A Loan, Take A Loan, On The Spot Take A Loan, Take A Loan, Dont You Stop Puri Kar Le Saare Apne Shauk Aa La La La La La, Make Ur Life Rock) - 2 Tera Batwa Jo Ho Khali, Aur Aa Jaaye Diwali Mange Tujhse Gadi Gharwali.. Tu Tension Kyon Hai Leta, Jab Bank Paise Hai Deta Thoda Thoda Kar Ke Bharta Jaa E M I, Ek Dum Sahi Hai Bhai E M I, Ha Ha Sahi Hai Bhai (Take A Loan, Take A Loan, On The Spot Take A Loan, Take A Loan, Dont You Stop Puri Kar Le Saare Apne Shauk Aa La La La La La, Make Ur Life Rock) - 2 Got The Money With Me And I M Freaking Now No Family No Friends Nobody Reaching Now A Whole Lot Of Tensions I Can Do Without Move Without, Baby I Would Be Grooving Now Hey Yo, I Aint Gonna Take The Shit No More, I Ll Make It Happen Bit By Bit So I, Rang My Bank On The Phone They Say, I Got A Bring A Proof Along Khushiyon Ke Jala Phatake, Sapno Ke Ghar Mein Jake Kyon Itna Soch Pyaare Bhad Aage Aayi Bachho Ki Shaadi, Hai Bank Kismat Ki Chaabi Jo Tumko Deti Hai Yeh Aazadi.. Ki Bhar Tu, E M I, Ha Ha Sahi Hai Bhai E M I, Ek Dum Sahi Hai Bhai (Take A Loan, Take A Loan, On The Spot Take A Loan, Take A Loan, Dont You Stop Puri Kar Le Saare Apne Shauk Aa La La La La La, Make Ur Life Rock) - 2 Har Kadam Teri Hum Safar, Saath Tera Doon Main Umrr Bhar Paas Mere Tu Aao, Baahon Mein Tum Kho Jao, Pal Hasin Na Jaane Do.. E M I, Ek Dum Sahi Hai Bhai E M I, Ha Ha Sahi Hai Bhai (Take A Loan, Take A Loan, On The Spot Take A Loan, Take A Loan, Dont You Stop Puri Kar Le Saare Apne Shauk Aa La La La La La, Make Ur Life Rock) - 2 Are Friends Brothers Sisters Country Man, Le Lo, Ek Baar Le Lo Isake Lene Mein Koi Tension Nahi, Yeh Kya Huwa Re Yeh De Re Isko Kharcha Paani Khopche Mein Arey App Tension Mat Lo Account Check Ho Raha Hai Appko To Paise Dene Hai, Emi Liya Hai Toh Chukaana Padega Baap

Roshan Har Dil Huwa Har Dil Ko Khushiya Mil Gayi Khoyi Thi Abb Tak Jo Duniya Woh Duniya Mil Gayi Gulshan Har Dil Bana Har Dil Mein Kaliya Khil Gayi Khoyi Thi Abb Tak Jo Duniya Woh Duniya Mil Gayi Har Lamha Keh Raha Hai, Kya Abb Tu Sochata Hai Ja Jile Yeh Jindagi..., Ooo..Ooo..Ooo..Ooo.. Teri Aankhon Mein Kal Jo Kachche Se Khwaab The Palkon Pe Saj Rahe The Jo Kal Ke Waaste Tujhako Gar Ab Mil Jaaye Tukade Woh Khwaab Ke Unako Saja Tu Phir Se Aankhon Mein Pyaar Se Dil Jab Khushi Se Jina Chaahata Hai.. Abb Woh Din Abb Woh Pal Aaya Hai.. Raahon Mein Phul Hai Bikhare Huye Har Kahi Har Dil Hai Aashana Aashana Har Jindagi Roshan Har Dil Huwa, Har Dil Ko Khushiya Mil Gayi Khoyi Thi Abb Tak Jo Duniya, Woh Duniya Mil Gayi Gujare Na Jindagi Yeh Abb Bina Pyaar Ke Jine Ki Yeh Wajah Hai Itana Tu Jaan Le Khushiya Jo De Tujhako Tu Woh Daaman Thaam Le Usake Saaye Mein Ji Le, Jo Dil Se Pyaar De Ghum Jab Hansi Mein Khona Chaahata Hai.. Abb Woh Din Abb Woh Pal Aaya Hai.. Duniya Jo Dur Thi Kadamon Pe Sajada Kar Gayi Lagta Hai Jindagi Ko Jindagi Ko Abb Mil Gayi Roshan Har Dil Huwa Har Dil Ko Khushiya Mil Gayi Khoyi Thi Abb Tak Jo Duniya Woh Duniya Mil Gayi Har Lamha Keh Raha Hai, Kya Abb Tu Sochata Hai Ja Ji Leyeh Jindagi..., Ooo..Ooo..Ooo..Ooo..

Kya Bhai Log Yeh Election Mein Selection Bole Toh Apun Ke Sattar Bhai Kaich Hona Mangatay Kya Chal Re Abdul Kuchh Bol Bachan De Chal Yeh Gaanv Ka Baaka Ka Seher Se Bhida Taaka Akkha India Mein Khol Daala Vasuli Ka Gyaara Shaakha Aur Jisne Bhi Panga Liya, Usaki Toh Maa Ka Toh Tumbadi Mein Sattar Bhai Ko Vote Dene Ka Aur Panga Nahi Lena Ka Kya (Panga Mat Le Chhod Chhod, Teri Gardan Ko Marod Mod Teri Haddi Pasali Tod Tod De, Vote For Sattar Bhai) - 2 Gaanv Ka Baanka Sheher Mein Jhaanka Hili Saari Gali Dekho, Hila Saara Naaka Galli Kopcha Chhodake Bhai Ne Hallu Hallu Faila Diya Apna Ilaaka.. Jholjal Golmal Rapchik Malamal Kiya Thodech Time Mein Bhai Ne Dhamaka Chindhi Chodi Chhodake Bhai Ne Sikha Peti Khoko Waalo Par Daala Daaka Yeh Bhai Ka Report Ekdam Clean Hai Aa (Panga Mat Le Chhod Chhod, Teri Gardan Ko Marod Mod Teri Haddi Pasali Tod Tod De, Vote For Sattar Bhai) - 2 (All You All You Girls And All You All You Guys Vote For The Bhai, I Say Vote For The Bhai) - 2 Ijjat Ki Kamai Lafada Na Ladai Aisech Ek Line Bhai K Phir Bheje Me Aai Bhai Ki Emi Jisne Na Chukaayi, Vaat Lagi Usaki Bhai Ne Kari Dhulaayi Aadha Tedha Dhanda Chhodke Vasuli Ki Duniya Me Bhai Ne Position Banai Abhi Chalis Case Hai Bhai Ke Lekin Khila Pilake Tarikh Aage Hai Badhai Yeh Bhai Ka Report Ekdam Clean Hai Aa (Panga Mat Le Chhod Chhod, Teri Gardan Ko Marod Mod Teri Haddi Pasali Tod Tod De, Vote For Sattar Bhai) - 2 (Sattar Bhai, Bolo Bhai Sataar Bhai) - 2 Hey Yeh Akdam Sachchi Bol Rahela Hai Yaar Sataar Bhai Ko Hi Dena Apana Pyaar, Koyi Shak Abe Ghonchu Chilgoje Ke Chhilake Baatali Ke Woh Dabba Ke Dhakkan Pyaar Nahi Vote, Bhai Log Note Bhi Aayenge Magar Pehle Sataar Ko De Do Vote Aau Agar Chaahiye Lalita Ya Phir Kavita, Ya Aish Karne Ke Liye Cash Toh Vote Dena Sattar Bhai Ko Aau Aau Aau Yeh Jaani Hum Sheron Ke Shee Hai, Aur Sattar Bhai Ke Sher Dil Hai Samajhe Isliye Hum Vote Denge Toh Sattar Bhai Ko Denge Samajhe Aap Bhi Jaao Aur Sattar Bhai Ko Vote Do Laane Ka Hai Sudhaar, Chhapane Ka Beshumaar Election Jita Toh Kuchh Bhai Ka Aisa Hai Vichaar Tax Bix Sab Maaf, Road Bid Sab Saaf Khol Daalenge Saare Adde, Khol Daalenge Dance Baar Shauchaalay Bhai Khol Denge, Paida Na Padega Rail Ki Patari Pe Baar Baar Dil Dariya Hai Apun Ke Bhai Ka, Diya Tune Vote Toh De Daalega Sabko Navakar Yeh Bhidu Vote, Sataar Bhaikoch Dene Ka (Panga Mat Le Chhod Chhod Teri Gardan Ko Marod Mod Teri Haddi Pasali Tod Tod De, Vote For Sattar Bhai) - 2

Kya Bhai Log Yeh Election Mein Selection Bole Toh Apun Ke Sattar Bhai Kaich Hona Mangatay Kya Chal Re Abdul Kuchh Bol Bachan De Chal Yeh Gaanv Ka Baaka Ka Seher Se Bhida Taaka Akkha India Mein Khol Daala Vasuli Ka Gyaara Shaakha Aur Jisne Bhi Panga Liya, Usaki Toh Maa Ka Toh Tumbadi Mein Sattar Bhai Ko Vote Dene Ka Aur Panga Nahi Lena Ka Kya (Panga Mat Le Chhod Chhod, Teri Gardan Ko Marod Mod Teri Haddi Pasali Tod Tod De, Vote For Sattar Bhai) - 2 Gaanv Ka Baanka Sheher Mein Jhaanka Hili Saari Gali Dekho, Hila Saara Naaka Galli Kopcha Chhodake Bhai Ne Hallu Hallu Faila Diya Apna Ilaaka.. Jholjal Golmal Rapchik Malamal Kiya Thodech Time Mein Bhai Ne Dhamaka Chindhi Chodi Chhodake Bhai Ne Sikha Peti Khoko Waalo Par Daala Daaka Yeh Bhai Ka Report Ekdam Clean Hai Aa (Panga Mat Le Chhod Chhod, Teri Gardan Ko Marod Mod Teri Haddi Pasali Tod Tod De, Vote For Sattar Bhai) - 2 (All You All You Girls And All You All You Guys Vote For The Bhai, I Say Vote For The Bhai) - 2 Ijjat Ki Kamai Lafada Na Ladai Aisech Ek Line Bhai K Phir Bheje Me Aai Bhai Ki Emi Jisne Na Chukaayi, Vaat Lagi Usaki Bhai Ne Kari Dhulaayi Aadha Tedha Dhanda Chhodke Vasuli Ki Duniya Me Bhai Ne Position Banai Abhi Chalis Case Hai Bhai Ke Lekin Khila Pilake Tarikh Aage Hai Badhai Yeh Bhai Ka Report Ekdam Clean Hai Aa (Panga Mat Le Chhod Chhod, Teri Gardan Ko Marod Mod Teri Haddi Pasali Tod Tod De, Vote For Sattar Bhai) - 2 (Sattar Bhai, Bolo Bhai Sataar Bhai) - 2 Hey Yeh Akdam Sachchi Bol Rahela Hai Yaar Sataar Bhai Ko Hi Dena Apana Pyaar, Koyi Shak Abe Ghonchu Chilgoje Ke Chhilake Baatali Ke Woh Dabba Ke Dhakkan Pyaar Nahi Vote, Bhai Log Note Bhi Aayenge Magar Pehle Sataar Ko De Do Vote Aau Agar Chaahiye Lalita Ya Phir Kavita, Ya Aish Karne Ke Liye Cash Toh Vote Dena Sattar Bhai Ko Aau Aau Aau Yeh Jaani Hum Sheron Ke Shee Hai, Aur Sattar Bhai Ke Sher Dil Hai Samajhe Isliye Hum Vote Denge Toh Sattar Bhai Ko Denge Samajhe Aap Bhi Jaao Aur Sattar Bhai Ko Vote Do Laane Ka Hai Sudhaar, Chhapane Ka Beshumaar Election Jita Toh Kuchh Bhai Ka Aisa Hai Vichaar Tax Bix Sab Maaf, Road Bid Sab Saaf Khol Daalenge Saare Adde, Khol Daalenge Dance Baar Shauchaalay Bhai Khol Denge, Paida Na Padega Rail Ki Patari Pe Baar Baar Dil Dariya Hai Apun Ke Bhai Ka, Diya Tune Vote Toh De Daalega Sabko Navakar Yeh Bhidu Vote, Sataar Bhaikoch Dene Ka (Panga Mat Le Chhod Chhod Teri Gardan Ko Marod Mod Teri Haddi Pasali Tod Tod De, Vote For Sattar Bhai) - 2