Songs from film PATEL SCOPE 3

de de de ek thappad d
zor se zor se
de de de ek thappad de
bina soche bas ek de de
bheja maari gar koi karne de
maaron aaisa woh toh darne lage
khitpit koi agar karne aaye
maar peet karo woh toh bhaag jaaye
bada ho ya chhota nahi sochana
hoshiyaari kare usse thokana
taang adake rakhe kaam ko
dande maarke todd uske taang ko
aankhen dikhake koi chillaye
peeto aaisa naani yaad aaye
sach jhuth kya hai nahi sochana
bas ??? hi rehna

maaro gaal pe
de de de ek thappad de
zor se zor se
de de de ek thappad de
bina soche bas ek de de
de de de ek thappad de
pyar se pyar se
de de de ek thappad de
laath marke tod uski back
biwi bakwaas kare rok do
uske muh pe jhaapad thok do
padosi jo lade har baat mein
seedha karo use mukke laat mein
bina baat boss get out kare
peeton aaisa kabhi na shout kare
line mein koi ghuse shaan se
maaron chamat ki siti baje kaan se
gussa kare gar koi cheekh ke
patkon use neeche taang kheench ke
gaali bole usse nahi chhodna
daat sab uske todna

maaro kaan pe
de de de ek thappad de
zor se zor se
de de de ek thappad de
bina soche bas ek de de
de de de ek thappad de
pyar se pyar se
de de de ek thappad de
chata maar ke todd uski neck
maaramaari karne se ho jaayenge kaam
solve ho jaayenge problems tamaam
maar peet karega tu subho ho ya shaam
darr ke maare koi nahi lega tera naam

maaro gaal pe
de de de ek thappad de
zor se zor se
de de de ek thappad de
bina soche bas ek de de
de de de ek thappad de
pyar se pyar se
de de de ek thappad de
laat maar ke todd uski back

dil chahata hai -
sar phod jo daalu jo de bijli ka bil
dil chahata hai
muh todd daalu jo de telephone bil
har mahine woh ghar pe aate
kadka hamko karke jaate
ek bill bharte hi dusra rehta hai aake khada
loot ke le ke jaaye bas chhod ke badan pe kapda

dil chahata hai
tax walon ko kar du raaton ke bill
dil chahata hai
tax walon ko kar du baaton ke bill
khane pe tax peene pe tax sone pe tax hai
janam pe tax jeene pe tax marne pe tax hai
biwi pe tax bachho pe tax buddho pe tax hai
mehnat ki kamaai phir le jaata income tax hai


dil chahata hai

ek din shaam ko main tha baith
timepaas karne tv dekha
tv pe tab ek ladki aayi
jhatak ke usne kamar hilaai
hirni ki jaisi kamar ko dekh ke
maine toh apani akal gawai
josh mein aake maine bhi apani
kamar ke size ki kamar hilaaai
arey arey arey arey arey mere bhaai
mat poocho maine haalat kya banaai
haai kamar - 2 toot gayi re meri kamar
khiski woh apani jagah se hatkar mujhe chhodo haai phoot phoot kar
jahaan bhi jaaun idhar udhar
sabhi ki jaaye usi par nazar

thik karane usko phir main pahuncha doctor ke ghar par
kamar ko dekha phir woh bola thik karega bhais ka doctor
ulta sulake usne mujhko donon taraf se aaise khicha
bhaison ke bhi kaan phat jaaye utni zor se phir main cheekha
arey arey arey arey arey mere bhaai
mat poocho maine haalat kya banaai
haai kamar - 2 toot gayi re meri kamar
?? hoon ab shakira ko kar dunga main uski shakkar
o brother - 2 baat suno tum meri brother
dekh ke kisiki patli kamar
mat hilana ab tum bhi kamar

main kuchh nahi karta hoo
mere saath sab ho jata hain
log mujhse kehte hai
ke tu kya karta hain
aap hi bataaon ismein main kya kar sakta hoon

aai aai ya susu susu
aai aai ya kar diya susu susu
kahi bhi ho gaya susu susu
aai aai ya kar diya susu susu
kabhi bhi ho gaya susu susu

ek din school mein jab gaya
class mein pressure badh gaya
teacher ko jaane do kaha
par usne no kaha
tension main sehne laga
jaane do kehne laga
teacher ka teaching ruk gaya
jab bench pe ho gaya
aai aai ya susu susu
aai aai ya kar diya susu susu
classroom mein ho gaya susu susu
aai aai ya kar diya susu susu
chaddi mein ho gaya susu susu

aai aai ya susu susu
ek din picture mein gaya
waha bhi mujhko lag gaya
main ??? jana hai kaha
dad ne ruko kaha
film ka hero marr gaya
main vilan se darr gaya
picture bhi bich mein ruk gaya
jab seat par ho gaya
aai aai ya susu susu
aai aai ya kar diya susu susu
theater mein ho gaya susu susu
aai aai ya kar diya susu susu
patloom mein ho gaya susu susu
aai aai ya kar diya susu susu - 2
aai aai ya susu susu

kaat ta hai r
kambakht machhar hai jo
bada bura hai woh
kambakht
kambakht machhar hai jo
bada bura hai woh
jab aata hain
gungunata hain
phir dheere se baith ke woh kambakht
joron se kaant ta hai
kaant ta hai re

kambakht cockroach hai jo
bada bura hai woh
kambakht
kambakht cockroach hai jo
bada bura hai woh
ghoos jata hai
chhup jata hai
phir nahane ke waqt woh kambakht
saamne aa jata hai
kambakht machhar hai jo
kambakht cockroach hai jo
kambakht - 2
marr gaya sala

somwar ko sit
mangalwar ko mita
budh ko babita
guruwar ko geeta
som mangal sita mita
budh guru babita geeta
shukr shani shweta sita
raviwaar ko roma rita
lafde roj karo lafde roj

mat socho na kya hoga hamara
ek ladki se na hoga gujara
jaha bhi mile mauka yeh nazren ghumai
hamne toh har mahine ladki pataai
pataai pataai pataai hai maine
jan mein zubeda
feb mein farida
march mein manisha
april mein amisha
may june mili juli
jully august jolly juicy
spetember october choosy
november december lucy
lafde roj karo lafde roj

yeh lafde bahut hai jaroori
bin uske yeh zindagi adhuri
main khushi khushi aaise yeh zindagi jiyunga
kasam kha raha hoon kabhi shaadi na karunga
magar yeh kahunga....
sahi hai sahi hai sahi toh hai yeh
subah ko bashina

noon mein neena
shaam ko sakina
raat ko ravina
subha ko bashina leena
noon mein neena meena
shaam ko sakina peena
raat ko ravina reena
lafde roj karo lafde roj - 3

madari jab damroo bajaye toh bandar kya karta hai
nachta hain
biwi jab ungli hilati hai toh husband kya karta hain
nachta hain
girlfriend bigade boyfriend manaaye
aankhon ke ishaare breakdance dikhaye
sher jaise admi ko bhi aurat langoor banake nachaye

monkey monkey monkey banke monkey nache poora world
monkey monkey monkey bilkul monkey hai yeh poora world
bada ho ya chhota sabhi hai monkey
monkey monkey monkey hai yeh poora world

paisa dekhne par tawaif kothe par kya karti hai
naachti hain
aurat jab bhi pagaar dikhaye toh staff kya karti hai
naachti hain
election se pehle neta vote maange
tab praja ke aage woh ulte sar naache
aur chunaav jeetne ke baad woh praja ko thak jaane tak nachwaaye

monkey monkey monkey banke monkey nache poora world
monkey monkey monkey bilkul monkey hai yeh poora world
bada ho ya chhota sabhi hai monkey
monkey monkey monkey hai yeh poora world